Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Chrysler: "Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges."

U.S. Judge Rejects Chrysler Pension Bid to Move Case
2009-05-26 By Christopher Scinta - Bloomberg
“'There needs to be a resolution,' to the legal issues around Treasury’s involvement in Chrysler, [U.S. District Judge Thomas] Griesa said. 'I’m learning a lot this morning that’s important to me, both as a judge and a citizen.'”’
Wow! I'm in better & better company wondering what happened to the principles & precedents of economics, finance, and law in this country during the past 14 months.
“'Put simply, it is nothing more than a last-ditch, eleventh-hour effort by a dissident faction of the debtors’ senior secured lenders to obstruct and impede core matters in Chrysler’s chapter 11 cases from being heard in bankruptcy court, which is the proper forum' the U.S. Treasury Department said in a statement"
After their AIG fiasco, the Treasury is talking about "proper forums" for resolving bankrupt companies?! If the Federal Reserve were running it, in their new extra-legal "industrial policy" capacity, then the pensions wouldn't have objected!?
"Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges."
JRB
5/26/09

Sunday, May 17, 2009

WSJ: Chrysler and the Rule of Law

Chrysler and the Rule of Law
The Founders put the contracts clause in the Constitution for a reason.
The Wall Street Journal
By TODD J. ZYWICKI -- 5/13/09
This is too powerful and important to cut & paste. But, in deference to copyright I'll just excerpt. Please use the URL above to read the entire article. It's worth it. -- JRB
"The rule of law, not of men -- an ideal tracing back to the ancient Greeks and well-known to our Founding Fathers -- is the animating principle of the American experiment. While the rest of the world in 1787 was governed by the whims of kings and dukes, the U.S. Constitution was established to circumscribe arbitrary government power. It would do so by establishing clear rules, equally applied to the powerful and the weak. Fleecing lenders to pay off politically powerful interests, or governmental threats to reputation and business from a failure to toe a political line? We might expect this behavior from a Hugo Chávez. But it would never happen here, right? Until Chrysler.
...
The Obama administration's behavior in the Chrysler bankruptcy is a profound challenge to the rule of law. Secured creditors -- entitled to first priority payment under the "absolute priority rule" -- have been brow beaten by an American president into accepting only 30 cents on the dollar of their claims. Meanwhile, the United Auto Workers union, holding junior creditor claims, will get about 50 cents on the dollar. The absolute priority rule is a linchpin of bankruptcy law.
...
By stepping over the bright line between the rule of law and the arbitrary behavior of men, President Obama may have created a thousand new failing businesses."
We have, indeed, 'crossed the Rubicon'. All hail King Hussein!

JRB
5/13/09

The Emperor's New Clothes

Lawmakers Seek Geithner Help in Saving Obama Tailor
2009-05-15 Bloomberg News, By Nicholas Johnston
"U.S. lawmakers are seeking Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner’s help in persuading Wells Fargo & Co. not to liquidate Hartmarx Corp., the 122-year-old clothing company that has made suits for President Barack Obama. Representative Phil Hare said yesterday that more than 30 members of Congress, including House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank, will join him in asking Geithner to pressure Wells Fargo to entertain bids for the bankrupt company instead of closing it down. The lawmakers are drafting a letter with the request."

Well, why not? Once we 'crossed the Rubicon' into 'industrial policy' or economic 'national socialism' things like this became inevitable. Paulson tells Lewis to violate federal securities laws (Rule 10b-5), then we have the nationalization of the banking sector, AIG, GM, Chrylser, ... and now a tailor.
Perhaps this was not instigated by the White House but rather an act of fealty by his liegemen. After all, the courtier who anticipates, rather than simple responds to, his monarch's whims is the one who rises to the top. Wells probably won't need to foreclose as HartMarx will sell-out their inventory -- because no one will be seen 'at Court' wearing anything but. Buy stock, too, in his cobbler & haberdasher. And God help the foolish banker who forecloses on Michelle's favorite couturier!
As I said in 2006, 'the Republicans have failed to govern, but the Democrats will not fail to rule.' The last election probably was The Last Election. Let's hope not, but "the barbarians are inside the gates". Has the Republic fallen? We are certainly in it's decline.
JRB
5/15/09
P.S. OK, so I slightly conflated Caesar (Rubicon) and Hannibal (barbarians). Call it a "volitional solecism".

Federal Follies: OTC derivative regulation

U.S. Regulators Seek Trace-like Reporting for OTC Derivatives
May 14 (Bloomberg)

There are so many reasons why this won't work, or work well. Simply put, every derivative trade is unique whereas every bond (CUSIP) is the same.

"'It is simply unacceptable in today’s environment that the design and structure of the OTC derivatives market can be controlled by a handful of large dealers," Lubke said."
Unbelievable! First, it was the Fed who pushed banks to merge, and thus over-concentrate the market into "a handful of large dealers" and thereby created the 'systemic risk' they now purport to be able to regulate. Second, do they really think the Microsofts and World Banks will take Crazy Woman Creek Bcp as a ctpy just because they got TARPed? Third, the "handful" was also the result of the Darwinian "natural selection" -- aka "invisible hand".
"Can't anyone here play this game?"
JRB

Chrysler's death-rattles


U.S. May Be Preparing Filing for Chrysler Bankruptcy: NYT Link
2009-04-23 19:30:30.339 GMT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/24/business/24chrysler.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

Whazzamatter, can't the Barracudas at Cerberus fill out their own docts? In 1978-79 it took a Caravan of lawyers and an act of Congress -- the Vipers, literally, to have the U.S. govt perform such meddling. Today? Well, who needs law when you can rule by FIAT! (pun very much intended). As a rookie commercial lending officer "back in the day" I had to give the Chrysler Loan Gty Act and the then-new Chapter 11 (replacing Ch. XI) a side-by-side reading as my territory was the auto-belt, now rust-belt, of MI, OH, and IN.

The PBGC picks up only $2 bln of the $9.3 bln pension shortfall. That's assuming the $9.3b is fully valued. While ERISA plans are more accurate than GASBs, there are still some holes in the PPA of 2006 reforms, letting them Dodge their responsibilities. Pensioners and those soon-to-be, will find this Challenger-ing as the $7.3b gap is for their account.
While the UAW is hardly a sympathetic entity, why must the bricks fall on the poor slobs who spent 30 years on the assembly line. They did their jobs, so why can't management and the PBGC? It was the loss of Studebaker employees' pensions in ~1967 that led to ERISA and PBGC. Through (hyper-) active political mismanagement of ERISA, at the behest of corporate plan sponsors and with the full connivance of FASB, we're back to where we started. It was all so entirely unnecessary and avoidable. J'accuse! (It's so depressing, I've even lost interest in making more puns.)
JRB
4/23/09

Crisis Post-Mortem w/Volcker, Levitt

Congress Weighs O’Connor, Volcker, Levitt to Investigate Crisis
Bloomberg News 2009-05-08 19:49
One big question for them to ask & answer is, How bad would it have been if mortgage underwriting standards hadn't been abandoned? After that, Cont'l Illinois and the "TBTF" (too big to fail) doctrine: why was the Bear Stearns warning shot not heard (as everything & everyone was collateralized why was Bear 'systemic'?); as Bear was TBTF why wasn't Lehman? And why AIG, for Pete's sake? Collateral was their contagion, not CDS, and they're not an intermediary, so why not step into their CSAs instead of lending $182+ bln. The grand-daddy of all questions from this crisis is how to put the 'moral hazard' genie back in the bottle after bailing out everyone -- AIG, Citi, BSC, MMkt Funds, CP, TARP, TALF, ad nauseam, right down to Crazy Woman Creek Bancorp. of Wyoming and 604 other 'systemic' (?!) banks.
JRB
5/8/09

Monday, May 4, 2009

Paulson's deception

Lewis Testifies U.S. Urged Silence on Deal:
Bank of America Chief Says Bernanke, Paulson Barred Disclosure
of Merrill Woes Because of Fears for Financial System
Paulson hasn't the authority to instruct anyone to commit securities fraud. No one does. Geithner lied on his taxes, like half his fellow nominees, and now we learn Paulson strong-armed fraud & deception at BofA regarding Merrill. Markets were already skeptical about the federales forthcoming(?) bank stress-test results. You can imagine what they'll believe now.
We'll need to replace the entire regulatory edifice to expunge all the moral hazards created since 1984's Continental Illinois fiasco. But we're more likely to end up with something even worse.
JRB
4/23/09

Pirates of the Potomac

Chrysler Said to Seek Approval to Sell Most Assets by May 22 May 3 (Bloomberg)
Chrysler LLC, under orders by President Barack Obama to conduct a quick bankruptcy, will ask court approval to auction most of its assets in three weeks ... Chrysler wants a schedule that would require creditor objections to the sale to be submitted by May 11 and an auction held by May 22 ...
Who needs judges and due process when a president can simply issue "orders" to supercede both law & precedent. This is government by fiat, not by due process. (pun intended)
I still remember the Chrysler Loan Guarantee Act of 1979 (CLGA). I was a rookie banking officer responsible for accounts in MI, OH, & IN -- the bank's second largest portfolio, including (obviously?) the auto sector. I read the CLGA and the "new" Chapter 11 bankruptcy law side by side (replacing the "old" Chapter XI). "Plus c'est la change" because, then & now, the bailout required Chrysler develop more fuel efficient cars and other political 'ornaments'. ("... plus c'est la meme", a few years before that I received a swine flu vaccination!)
But the CLGA was hotly debated in Congress; such interferance in free markets was controversial. It was in fact an Act of Congress, not some ad-hoc back-door nationalization "ordered"(!?) by a president. Worse, it's not being nationalized, it's been made a gift to the UAW whose non-ERISA benefits have no legitimate claim. Back then we had not a pretense of due process we actually had due process. Taxpayers only guaranteed Chrylser's debt (which was bad enough), they (we) weren't the company's lenders. Nor did the CLGA really displace the bankruptcy code as many of its provisions were identical to Ch. 11's, except for the guarantees (and the ornaments).
Chrysler's secured, non-TARP creditors may be forgiven for feeling like due process has been hijacked by Somali pirates.

JRB

5/4/09

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Geithner v. Hubris

Mr. Geithner Flexes Muscles
The Treasury Secretary Tells Investment Banks Government Is in Charge
When AFL-CIO General Counsel Damon Silvers called Mr. Geithner a "banker" on Capitol Hill, Mr. Geithner responded that he has always been in public service, saying firmly, "Never ... never an investment banker." Former Sen. John Sununu later said, "I'd never confuse you for an investment banker." Mr. Geithner's tart reply: "I don't think you meant that as a compliment, but I'll take it as a compliment."
As I've chronicled in my blog, it's unfortunately painfully obvious Geithner was never in the private sector and certainly never an "investment banker". Nor a "capital markets" expert, either. Henry Paulson was an I-banker, not that you could tell from his dismal performance in 2007-08. "Can't anyone here play this game?" I'm not sure flexing his muscle is going to work given what's happened when he flexes his brain.
Nor is there anything automatically 'unethical' or immoral about that profession, just as there isn't with used car salesmen. (I've known some very ethical new-car salesmen; I assume they also traded in used.) Even Warren Buffett has one he likes (investment banker; don't know about his car salesmen).
Full disclosure: I was once a "banker" but of the "corporate banking" variety at a commercial bank. Later I became a derivatives trader or "capital markets" type. Today, I'm a financial regulator. And, yes, I can play this game -- I just can't get on the field!
JRB
4/22/09

No such thing as "bank capital" -- it's either an asset or a liability

U.S. Weighs Revealing Each Bank’s Capital Needs After Tests
2009-04-22 - Bloomberg News
"'Where there is a need for additional capital' Geithner told a congressional oversight panel in Washington yesterday ..."
Doesn't he understand there's no such thing as "capital"? There are assets & liabilities, "capital" is but an accounting conceit. The question is whether they need cash: cash to pay-off depositors right now, for "liquidity" of a solvent bank during a proverbial run-on-the-bank. Or for cash later, meaning they're insolvent and there's not going to be enough cash(flow) from assets to pay liabilities even in the probable fullness of time. ("probable fullness" being the purpose of a stress-test) In which case you don't "inject capital" you liquidate them, donating the healthy 'organs' to the deserving living.
JRB
4/22/09

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Pension follies (farce as tragedy)

GM Pensions May Be ‘Garbage’ With $16 Billion at Risk
2009-04-08 17:07:50.395 GMT By Holly Rosenkrantz
Commentary: So we've gone full circle from Studebaker's 1963 bankruptcy (the genesis of ERISA) to ERISA in 1974 to GM & Chrysler's all-but-ineviatable bankruptcies in 2009: the sweet short stupid life of phony actuarial standards, liability-blind investing, and political compromise. The laws of finance are as immutable as those of physics: they cannot be 'gamed' forever (barely 35 years) and will not be compromised.
As I showed several years ago, if the PBGC had put on the perfect hedge (short 100% of common) at the perfect time (all-time high stk price) they still could not have hedged their United Air losses, which excludes pensioners' uninsured losses. So they probably could not have hedged GM either. You must regulate ALM if you want DB plans to survive.
There is no PBGC or other backstop for public plans, whose actuarial & accounting "standards" are far worse.
My research shows the DB model and 60/40 asset allocation actually could have worked, if ALM were properly managed. In fact, we should be able to retire at over 100% of final average salary, over 200% for some cohorts; but that's not going to happen. We'll be lucky to collect even 60% of FAS.
What can I say about all that now, except "too late".
JRB
4/8/09

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

AIG-FP's 10-Q: Collateral was the Contagion

AIG's 10-Q for 3Q-2008 has some interesting information. (The 10-K was less helpful as so much disappeared into the maw of Leviathan. And, yes, I'm behind on my reading!) Looking at FAS-157's so-called "fair value" or "market valuation" (a.k.a. MTM) of super-senior CDS/CDO, as a percent of notional I see that the MTM for YTD 9-mos (i.e., excl. 2007 MTM losses) of "regulatory capital" relief transactions on corporate loans and prime RMBS the losses were 0% on $248.3bln notional. But on one deal of $1.6 bln notional, deemed no-longer-regulatory-relief, it was 25%. For AIG-FP's "arbitrage" multi-sector CDOs the MTM loss was a whopping $19.9 bln or 66% of $71.6 notional -- again at super-senior attachments. But for corporate CDO & CLO only 3% of notional, and 3% again on mezz' tranche reg' relief CDS -- mezz'! Total MTM for the 9-mos was $21.7 billion on $377.3 bln notional, or 6%. I can't find any loss or claims-paid data, except for 2a-7 and other ratings or valuation puts.
Later in the 'Q they do a two-scenario roll rate analysis. Roll rates 30-to-loss were 80% for 2006 & '07 vintages, 70% for '05, and 60% '04 & earlier; severities ranged from 50% to 60%. (i.e., ballpark-ish to others' estimates) Their NPV of losses were $7.8 & $12.0 billion in their scenarios A & B, respectively. This compares to a "FV" or MTM loss of $30.2 bln (cumulative, not YTD) and a collateralization burden of $32.8bln. Scenario B simply increased the roll rates & severities by 20% (but not exceeding 100%, of course).
So: AIG was trying to collateralize at 109% of "FV", at 421% of expected loss in scenario A, and at 273% of stressed loss in scenario B! Now imagine Citi, Merrill, UBS, and others also out there trying to collateralize to 109%. Maybe they started 109% of expected loss but with each twist of the spiral it went up & up, to 200% and beyond. ('Loss-actual' was rising at the same time, too, injecting some nitrous-oxide into the turbocharger.) In other words ... Collateral was the contagion!!!
And remember, Leviathan, d/b/a Maiden Lane II LLC, doesn't play the"FV" / MTM game. The Fed is a PV shop, but they don't disclose how they PV or their assumptions. If they recognize they can't run their bank on a MTM basis why can't they recognize the banks can't be regulated on a MTM basis? Like Ben Graham's aphorsim, solvency regulation of financial institutions is a "weighing" machine not a "voting" machine. MTM is a discipline, not a religion. (Like I said before, FASB has made it into a fatwa.)
JRB
4/1/09

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Beltway's Governor Le Petomane rides again

Debt Swap Rules Risk Being ‘Rushed and Reactionary,’ A&O Says
2009-03-31 By Abigail Moses March 31 (Bloomberg)
"We've got to protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen! We must do something about this, immediately, immediately, immediately!"
"Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!"
"I didn't get a "Harrumph!" out of that guy!"
"Harrumph!"
"You watch your ass!"
Looks like Allen & Overy doesn't want to give a "Harrumph!" Instead, they're saying "Just give me 24 hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just 24 hours. That's all I ask."
Count me among the dissenters to the federales' 'Shoot, Ready, Aim (we're the govt, we don't need to aim), Shoot again, Shoot the innocent so the guilty won't look bad, Shoot 'em all one more time' approach to crisis mgmt. Blazing Saddles, indeed.
JRB
3/31/09

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"PPImP My SPV"

Treasury Statement on Public-Private Investment Program (Text)
I read the full text on Bloomberg. "... private sector investors standing to lose their entire investment in a downside scenario and the taxpayer sharing in profitable returns." -- But since the taxpayer is providing half the equity in each program, plus "non-recourse loans" in the "legacy securities" program, we obviously share the downside, too, much more downside.
In the so-called "legacy loan program" the FDIC's guaranty is collateralized by the (toxic) assets, but is are these also non-recourse? We, the taxpayer, already share in between 35% and 90% of the profits, depending on whether you use the corporate tax rate (35%) or the Barney Frank Special 90%, legislated 'in arrears' (so to speak).
Beyond that, it's hard to see an integrated or cohesive plan. The central problem is homeowners who can't afford their mortgages. We have several confused and/or confusing programs for that. Taxpayer "capital" has already been indiscriminantly sunk into banks. And now we have these intermediate "loan" & "securities" programs, along with all those other half-baked and less than half-executed programs (TALF, TARP, CP, MMkt,etc.).
If you fix the front-end problem, then do you need all these intermediate (intermediary) programs too? Probably not, as it's just one set of cashflows going thru the system, haphazardly propped up at various stages by this proliferation of federal programs, with much taxpayer "equity" injected at various points along the way. Hard to make sense of it.
Since there's so much convexity in the underlying mortgages & RMBS, won't these investors or funds need some swaps to manage rate risk? But what ISDA lawyer wants to dive into this morass of FDIC guaranteed loans, "non-recourse" Treasury loans with Treasury as 50% equity partner, all of which is probably subject to second-guessing and/or confiscatory taxes if successful? What is the governing law by which these 'brave new' PPIFs are organized: are they corporations, '40 Act companies, SPVs, LLCs, or is it just more ad-hoc Treasury decrees? In other words, who has regulatory jurisdiction and responsibility for bankruptcy or liquidation?
JRB
3/23/09

Regulation by hemlock

Grassley Suggests AIG Execs `Resign or Commit Suicide'
Bloomberg News, 3/17/09
The AIG fiasco just keeps getting more absurd. Unless you work for AIG because ACORN, the folks who have made an industry of voter registration fraud, have organized a guided "victim selection" tour for anyone less patient that Grassley. (The Stamford Advocate reported on Monday that 3 of 4 passengers were members of the media, a fact not reported elsewhere).
I'm sticking with my earlier forecast of GM, Chrysler, and/or AIG bankruptcies by May, although I suspect Congress would rather, and will, flush more billions & trillions down the drain first. After all, what's more important, our tax-dollars or their 15-second sound-bites?
Even Obama is now complaining about AIG's bonuses. Well, guess what, a federal bankruptcy judge has the authority to nullify employment and other contracts but the POTUS does not. It's called "law". Bankruptcy courts were established by Article I Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution, a document which also prohibits 'bills of attainder' such as Congress voted for a few days ago (the bonus tax).
Instead, we are getting incitements for mob violence. Well, after all, that is what "community organizers" do for a living: 'legislate' by threat & intimidation. (Which sounds like what state attorney generals do, extort & legislate by threat & intimidation.)
"Can't anyone here play this game!"
Soft on terrorism, tough on AIG. It's going to be a long century!
JRB
3/23/09

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Proving the SEC is under-brained, not under-staffed

Naked Short Sales Provoke Complaints but No Cases
Wall Street Journal By KARA SCANNELL -- http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123742141942278703.html
Back when the SEC was banning short-selling and making a list of nearly 1,000 'unshortable' bank stocks -- "banks" like U-Haul, Moody's, CVS (drugstores), and GM -- I suggested they instead require shorts be executed via a three-way (short, broker, lender) order matching system on an exchange or at a clearinghouse -- e.g., NYSE or DTC. On 9/28/08 I even sent a letter (email) to the editor of the WSJ -- alas, unpublished (in its entirety, below).
Among other benefits, it would have made stock-lending more efficient for everyone, including for lenders like pension funds and insurance companies. (It would be a simple matter to include collateral monitoring in the matching system, too, to enable real-time counterparty risk surveillance -- i.e., counterparties & regulators could have seen both sides of AIG's sec' lending balance sheet. Oh well!) It would have given the SEC perfect and real-time transparency, and allowed them to use computers (!!!) to perform surveillance.
Instead, the SEC "...noted understaffing, saying four people ... review[ed] 1.38 million emails" over 18 months. That works out to reading 2 emails every minute of every working day. I'd say that proves the SEC is far more under-brained than under-staffed.
JRB
3/19/09

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To: wsj.ltrs@wsj.com

Subject: "Short on Common Sense" (9/25/08) -- a far better solution

Date: Sun, 28 Sep 2008 17:38:05 -0400

A simpler, more effective, and market-friendly solution to 'naked' shorting would be for the SEC require that all short sales (beyond "retail") be done through a clearinghouse, like DTC. The short-seller, securities lender, and prime broker input their instructions, DTC matches & settles them. Fewer fails, nobody's 'naked', there's an audit trail, and no more biweekly short interest surveys as the SEC would have real-time surveillance.

Take it a step further and create "dark pools" or crossing networks as alreadyexist for block-trading. Now you have all of the above, plus more efficient price & size discovery for the benefit of both securities borrowers (including shorts) and lenders (institutional investors). Granted, maybe it isn't the best time for that step.

GM and Ford aren't the most ludicrous names on the list. Moody's is there, but it's their opinions not their balance sheet that are the "systemic"risk concern. Is the SEC opposed to 'poetic justice'? The good folks at U-Haul (Amerco) are also on the SEC's list. That seems an even more unlikely short, what with all the capitalists packing-up in search of free markets and lower taxes.

JRB

Jack R. Buchmiller

Stamford, CT

9/28/08


Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Does Air Force One have training wheels?

Obama Says AIG Bonuses Show Need for Agency to Oversee Bailouts
2009-03-18 By Roger Runningen March 18 (Bloomberg)

We already have such an "agency" established pursuant to Article I Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution. It's called "Bankruptcy Court". (Just what do they teach at Harvard's law school these days?) The OTS is, or was, to AIG as the FDIC is to banks -- that's part of the Executive Branch, Mr. President. (Just what do they teach "community organizers" these days?) Except the OTS is not the liquidator of holding companies, nor is the FDIC nor Fed as that's the Bankruptcy Court's job, just as it is for bank holding companies (but not banks), insurance holding companies (but not insurers), securities holding companies, and just about every other kind of corporation. The reason we don't have a regulator specifically for "bailouts" is because the federal govt cannot, and therefore should not, be doing them (see Amendment 10 to the Constitution -- just what do they teach ... nevermind).
If he wants to do something constructive he should amend section 13(3) of the Federal Reserve Act to create a "legal lending limit" for the Fed. The formula for commercial banks used to be 10% of capital but was raised several years ago to 15% on unsecured and 25% on secured credits. I especially like the feature, as applied to commercial banks, of making bank directors personally liable for any loans in excess of the legal limit, although apparently that varies by state. That might focus the minds of Geithner, Paulson, & Bernanke a little better. ASAP, please, as there's no provision in the Bankruptcy Act applicable to the federal govt itself (see Article VI of the Constitution for precedent). As Walter Wriston put it so bluntly, "Countries don't go bankrupt." That's because we taxpayers have unlimited liability -- so why not these White House, Treasury, and Fed rookies, too? That'd teach 'em!
JRB
3/18/09

Tim Geithner and the Starship Enterprise

Only an idiot would have tried to rescue the S.S. Titanic by lashing themselves to it, even if they were skippering the U.S.S. Enterprise (pun very much intended, even though it's not of Nimitz-class size!) But here we (taxpayers) are.

But then apparently Geithner thinks he's skippering the Starship Enterprise:

"Put her into warp-drive, Ben!"

"But Captain, the ship's fisc can't take it much longer!"

"I don't care Scotty -- I mean Ben -- we've got to pull away the Klingon's Bonus Pool!"

"Excuse me, Captain Kirk -- I mean Tim, this isn't logical. We still must first escape the Subprime Death Star. (From which I told you not to try to pull the Starship Citibank out of by brute force because the Collateral Tractor Beam is too strong to defeat head-on. Besides, that's "Star Wars" not "Star Trek")."

"I don't care, you pointy-headed -- I mean eared -- Vulcan, Starship Citibank is the Federation's flagship! It's carrying Admiral Rubin! Go back to your station, Spock!"

[Spock to McCoy, aside] "I think the Captain has gone insane. Besides, we beamed-up Admiral Bob in the last episode. It's Captain Hank who's still aboard, even though relieved of command last season."

[McCoy to Spock] "Suicide or mutiny, Mr. Spock, which is more logical? "

[Spock ponders; fade to black]

JRB

3/18/09

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Grassley Suggests AIG Execs `Resign or Commit Suicide'

Grassley Suggests AIG Execs `Resign or Commit Suicide'
Bloomberg News, 3/17/09

This just keeps getting funnier & funnier. Unless, of course, you are a taxpayer like us and unlike so many of our Senators and our Treasury Sec'y. Grassley should go to work for the NY Post as a cartoonist.
I'm sticking with my earlier forecast of GM, Chrysler, and/or AIG bankruptcies by May, although I suspect they'd rather, and will, flush more billions & trillions down the drain instead. After all, what's more important, our tax-dollars or their sound-bites? Even Obama is now complaining about AIG's bonuses. First Chuck Schumer announces a run on the bank at IndyMac, costing taxpayers billions, then Chris Dodd tries to sink Citibank with his moronic "nationalization" comment, so why shouldn't a "community organizer" chirp-in? Well, guess what, Mr. Obama, a federal bankruptcy judge has the authority to nullify those employment contracts but you, the POTUS, does not. It's called "law" -- something that we used to at least pay lip-service, but no more. At least in 2012 he can campaign on the slogan, "Soft on terrorism but tough on AIG."
"Can't anyone here play this game!" -- Hello Depression of 2009.
Is there any question that my suggestion back in September -- and not in hindsight, would have worked? (That 'collateral is the contagion' and therefore the federales should step into AIG-FP's ISDA CSA's as the 'credit support provider'.)
JRB
3/17/09

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A cash investor suffers but a single loss; a mark-to-market counterparty suffers a thousand losses.

A cash investor suffers but a single loss; a mark-to-market counterparty suffers a thousand losses.

Each mark-to-market of one of those Warren Buffett-ish “weapons of mass destruction” is a mini-Hiroshima for one counterparty and, when the market zigzags the other way, a mini-Nagasaki for the other counterparty. All before Enola Gay has left the tarmac.
The federales are applying torniquets to the banks before checking to see if the cuts are arterial.

JRB

3/1/09

How Washington is creating the Depression of 2009 (catching up on my blogging!)

The "Subprime Crisis of 2007" triggered the "Panic of 2008" and now we're plunging into what is becoming the "Depression of 2009". The Subprime fiasco has roots beginning on Capitol Hill -- CRA of 2007, "red-lining" legislation, Fannie & Freddie, etc., but it is the actions not just of politicians but of (supposedly) independent & non-political regulators who have turned crisis into panic and panic into depression. They were busy in February, so I fell behind in my blog. The following gets me more or less caught up.
JRB
3/1/09

State Debt Ratings May Be Affected by Pension Losses, S&P Says
2009-02-26 17:18 -- Bloomberg News, by Jerry Hart


But S&P (and Moody’s & Fitch) still accepts that liabilities can be discounted at 8% or more. CAPM, Modigliani & Miller, and all the rest of modern finance don't exist in pension-world. Yet cash is cash so, in my world, they must converge. Ah well, it's all too late now. More than just first-mover advantage has been lost.
Also, a separate report came out stating California’s OPEB is over $42 bln. CalPERS alone lost $92 billion on investments this past year.

JRB

2/26/09


Dodd Surprised By Market Response to Nationalization Comments
2009-02-24 19:05 -- Bloomberg News, by Alison Vekshin

What an idiot! He’s chairman of the Senate banking committee, and surely he saw IndyMac get ‘schumered’ just a few months ago.
A few days after this, federal regulators announced their third bailout of Citibank, now all but 100% effectively nationalized. "Insanity is doing the same thing over & over again, expecting a different result" said Bill Clinton, when running for president.

It’s too much to hope for, but the entire House and Senate banking committees should resign in disgrace. As for myself, when Chris “Friend of Angelo” Dodd is up for re-election, I’m writing-in Travis Herold’s name. While it may not be true that ‘a thousand chimps given a thousand typewriters and a thousand years could write Shakespeare’ it appears true that 535 of them can generate 787 billion tons of pork in a matter of weeks. But they’ve been practicing their earmarks for years.

U.S. Bailout, Stimulus Pledges Total $11.6 Trillion (Table)
2009-02-24 Bloomberg News, by Mark Pittman and Bob Ivry
Back in November I gave up trying to keep up with the proliferation of new bailouts. I think Bloomberg may have undercounted.

JRB

2/24/09


Central Banks Sacrifice Independence as Crisis Grows
2009-02-09 12:24, Bloomberg News, by Rich Miller and Simon Kennedy

And none more than our Federal Reserve. The only way to completely remove the cancer of moral hazard is to abolish the Fed and replace it, them, with something else. But what?! Anyway, that’s not going to happen (unless we have The Great Depression of 209), but as it was the moral hazard created by 1984's Continental Illinois bailout created the current global potlatch, how else do we remove it? (Not only were uninsured depositors bailed out, so were creditors and even preferred shareholders.)

JRB

2/9/09


Bernanke Risks ‘Very Unstable’ Market as He Weighs Buying Bonds
2009-01-26, Bloomberg News, by Rich Miller


How can they even contemplate another "Operation Twist" when the PSBR* is into the trillions!? It was a complete failure!

* “public sector borrowing rate” is the UK’s term for “deficit”.

JRB

1/26/09

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Aligning banks' shareholder, management, and public interests.

Perhaps the only way to 'square the circle' and align the competing and, lately, contradicting interests of shareholders, management, depositors, and especially the depositors' guarantors (the federal govt: FDIC & Fed), is to go "back to the future". Back to the old merchant banking partnership model of the 19th and early 20th century. Think about it: how many scandals have involved Brown Brothers Harriman? None. Precisely. They are what used to be.
The old partnership model gave management unlimited personal liability as each partner was a general partner. (Obviously we'll need meaningful tort reform before this model can work again -- don't hold your breath!) Upon retirement partners "went limited" -- i.e., they became limited partners with limited liability and a limited voice in managing the firm. In some cases, or in addition (I'm unsure on this) their partnership or equity interest converted to subordinated debt, giving them regular, contractual income and making them senior creditors ahead of the managing (general) partners but junior to other creditors and depositors. In the partnership model, as Chuck Colson put it, "If you have them by the balls, their 'hearts & minds' will follow".
The bad news for mgmt was there was bonuses were small(-er) but the good news was they could build real, true wealth over time. But, they could lose it all with one big, stupid move by any partner. Like subprime, for example. It made them attentive. As Mark Twain once said, "Put all your eggs in one basket. Then watch it very, very carefully."
Ten years ago I forecast -- erroneously or maybe only prematurely -- that the private equity ("PE") funds and hedge funds would converge. They did, but in only very limited fashion by poaching eachother's turf and not, as I'd expected, by merging/converging. Private equity is the closest equivalent we have today to the old "merchant banks" of the Rothschilds and Morgans of previous centuries.
The investment banks of the late 20th century were gutted by the bigger balance sheets of the commercial banks on the one hand and the smarter balance sheets of the hedge funds (and PE firms) on the other. Beginning with LTCM and persisting up to & through 2007, there's been a huge "brain drain" from I-banks to hedge funds ("HF"). But if you combine the two models, then you have the old merchant banking model -- e.g., wherein a John Pierpoint Morgan would commit his (he & his partners') capital to a deal, be it M&A or loan or etc. A model that was viable for centuries (Venice, London, New York). PE & HF are today's analogs to investment banking and trading. But Mr. Morgan's depositors didn't need insurance: they had his balls as collateral.
The advantage to combining PE &HF firms is continuity, and the ability of the founders to "go limited" (monetize what they've built) without selling the firm, w/o placing it in strangers' hands. It also creates permanent capital: no more lining up endless rounds of limited partners for the monotonous dogs' breakfast of Roman numeral funds (I, II, III, IV, etc.). It creates a permanent capital structure. Depositors provide the leverage, but it's on-balance sheet and the general & ltd partners stand as surety, to their last penny.
Epilogue: When I started in banking, back in the 1970's, if a bank exceeded it's legal lending limit to a client (10% of capital), then the bank's directors were each personally liable for the full amount of the loan until repaid, not just the excess. Needless to say, no one ever exceeded their legal limit! (Except crooks like Jimmy Carter's buddy and budget director Burt Lance.) "Value at Risk" is a useful exercise and data-point but whose value is at risk is more definitive!
JRB
2/17/09

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Michael Phelps vs. Bill Clinton

While Phelps' dope-smoking is something less than we expect from our Olympians, he didn't stone-wall or lie about it. Instead, he recognized his mistake, "manned-up" with an apology, and did not whine about his suspension. He could have done what is considered perfectly respectable, then & now, by our ruling class and said, "I didn't inhale." Phelps is so naive, he probably pays his taxes!
JRB
2/7/09

WSJ: "A Republican Fannie Mae"

The 4% or 4.5% "solution" (to refinance every mortgage in America at 4% or 4.5%) is a stupid suggestion for many reasons, as the WSJ noted. One reason is: Think of the logistics. City & county recorders will be buried under millions of mortgage submissions. In many jurisdictions you need a lawyer to prepare the documents; they'll be swamped by their windfall. Every second lien (HELOC) must also be refinanced (by whom?) or they slide into first place. Will new title policies be issued and new appraisals be prepared? And who will pay NYC & NYS's extortionate mortgage taxes & fees? Will mortgages with 5, 10, or 15 years be refinanced to 30 years or will they too have 4% coupons, and thus must trade at a sizable premium to par. $10 trillion of mortgages and MBS will disappear from bank, insurance, and mutual fund balance sheets creating hundreds of billions in unexpected gains & losses and requiring massive and immediate reinvestment.
There is a simple and sane way to accomplish a similar subsidy (which I've blogged before). Mortgage interest could be made 100% deductible -- essentially a tax credit not just a deduction. The incremental logistics are nil, just file your IRS Form 1040. It's fair, proportionate, and easy. If you don't pay your mortgage you don't get the deduction, so one 'moral hazard' found in all the other proposals is eliminated. The credit could (should) phase out after five years, to avoid long-term distortion of housing markets.
JRB
2/7/09

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

"Toxic" asset solutions: a Fed' collared guaranty

"Toxic Assets" -- Writing in the CFA Institute's Financial Analysts'Journal Harry Markowitz (Nobel Prize, economics, 1990) suggests the feds undertake a detailed fundamental valuation of structured securities. (Something I've been doing in a related context for the past year.) My suggestion for the Fed follows. (I forgot that I wrote about this 2 days ago. The Markowitz article inspired me again. Maybe I'm getting senile, but at least my thinking is consistent even if my memory is not!)
If, for once, the feds want to be parsimonious instead of profligate with their (our) limited resources I'd suggest they structure the "toxic asset guarantees" as a collared financial guaranty insurance policy, or cashflow-CDS contract. "Collared" in that the Fed pays on the downside but receives the upside on insured ABS, RMBS, CDO, et al. The strike-prices (cashflow thresholds) would be based on some combination of the fundamental evaluation mentioned above and negotiation between the Fed and the bondholder.
For example, the bondholder picks the downside protection (lower strike) and the Fed picks the upside strike, either a zero-premium collar strike or with a premium. The guaranty maturities could be negotiated, or limited -- i.e., Fed limits itself to 5 or 10 year wraps, long enough for markets to adapt).
Importantly, for both transparency and so the Fed doesn't misprice, anyone else may place a bid with the Fed against the current bondholder, buying both the bond and the Fed wrap. Or vice-versa: they can bid to be the wrap provider (which would have to be a collateralized CDS). The Fed would compile periodic bid lists, multiple securities from multiple holders so the holders would not be revealed. The current holder could set an auction 'reserve' price (i.e., no forced "fire-sale" loss). Like normal insured bonds, Fed wrapped bonds receive a new CUSIP.
The Fed's risk on this would be systemic -- a risk it already has, but at least here they'd get paid for it! They'd be taking their own (federal govt) 'moral hazard' on mortgage modifications, too. The Fed would pay claims over time; not ballooning its balance sheet as it has so unnecessarily done (e.g., CP bailout, discussed elsewhere).
Transparency, rationality, liquidity for both the private & public sectors,supply & demand, market-clearing prices, existing contract rights respect not abrogated, parsimonious of both fiscal & monetary policy, ... all the good stuff!
Complex and labor intensive but, as Markowitz said of his (or our) idea, if they'd done it (fundamental valuations) back in 2007 they'd be finished by now instead of still wrestling with the same damn problem a year later!
JRB
2/4/09

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Daschle, Rangel, & Geithner vs. Bank CEOs

Daschle, Rangel, Geithner ... no wonder Democrats don't mind raising our taxes. They don't have to pay them! Say what you want about bank CEOs, they do pay their taxes! (Lots & lots of taxes. Just look at the impact on NYC & NYS's budgets with the drop in Wall Street bonuses!)
JRB
2/3/09

Fed follies: a more intelligent CP program

Updates in the news about the Fed's bulging commercial paper portfolio inspired an expansion of my earlier post about how the Fed could done this much more efficiently.
To illustrate how simple this could have been, think about bankers acceptances ("BA"). When a bank guarantees or "accepts" a trade-bill or letter of credit it stamps its acceptance on the bill or L/C. (I'm speaking of a paper-based world.) BAs are negotiable and desirable (as two-name paper) money market instruments. If the Fed similarly stamped its acceptance on CP they too become negotiable instruments. In fact, they become a form of currency! (Look at those bills in your wallet: they're no more than the Fed's promise to pay.)
This is money that does not show up on their balance sheet as it's only a contingent liability. I'm not sure what kind of "M" it would be (e.g., M3, monetary base), but it doesn't "crowd out" the normal functioning of financial markets.

JRB

2/3/09

Monday, February 2, 2009

Fed Follies: TARP - How it should work

Dugan Says Pricing Assets ‘Key’ Issue in Bank Rescue
2009-02-02 16:55 - By Margaret Chadbourn and Alison Vekshin
Robert Rubin Says ‘Mark-to-Market’ Accounting has Done ‘Damage’
2009-01-28 18:14 - By Josh Fineman and Ian Katz

Price and value are two different things -- three if you include mark-to-market (MTM). (See below) If regulators were able to validate fair or economic values, then maybe prices wouldn't be so depressed and they wouldn't need to buy so much. Price is relevant for leveraged institutions like banks & brokers but, ultimately, if value -- fair value or economic value -- is perceived then maybe they can fund themselves. (FASB has corrupted the term "fair value".) In buying assets the Fed 'gives up some of their height', as Teddy Atlas might say (ESPN-2's boxing analyst), and as I've said before.

Here's the sketch of an idea how the Fed could be more parsimonious with their capital -- our tax dollars! First, regulators validate fundamental or fair values (not the corrupted FASB definition) by modeling the expected cashflows. Then they validate market value (FASB's fair values, levels 1 - 3) and translate or 'calibrate' that value/price into the implied cashflows. The Fed then puts a guaranty 'collar' on those cashflows: the Fed pays the shortfall if actual cashflows are less than the market-implied, and the Fed receives the excess if cashflows are greater than the fundamental forecast. As with conventional bond insurance, the bonds receive a new CUSIP and trade as one with the Fed's wrap. Perhaps it could be a derivative that could trade separately (although forever tied to the original bond's performance). Obviously, this is a massive undertaking given the number of banks, securities, and their complexities. But things like this have been done before and so can be done again. Sometimes there is no shortcut.

Example of price v. value v. MTM: The negative basis trade -- if I bought an investment grade bond at T+200 and matching CDS protection at T+75 then I've locked-in a 125 bps p.a. return. When spreads blew-out, let's say doubled to T+400 & T+150, respectively, then I've a larger MTM loss on my bond than gain on my CDS so I report a huge MTM loss. But, assuming my CDS ctpy is now the Federal Reserve (d/b/a BofA or JPM) and not Lehman, I still have a locked-in 125 bps pa return which has gone up, not down, in value because the discount rate is now lower! (ceteris paribus -- legal risk, etc.)

JRB

2/2/09

Monday, January 26, 2009

TARP's Barney Blagojevichs

WSJ, Jan. 22 & 24th:
"Political Interference Seen in Bank Bailout Decisions"
and
"Politicians Asked Feds to Prop Up Ailing Bank "
Some of this is legitimate constituent servicing but much or most of it is,and eventually all will become, a "blagojeviching" of banking. How are 535+ Barney Fifes and/or Barney Blagojevichs, and Treasury, going to better allocate capital among thousands of banks and tens of thousands of corporations on a part-time basis than would full-time capital markets? Kashkari isn't that smart; no one person is.
Why these capital injections have failed, and will continue to fail, is very simple. While $1 of capital can leveraged-up into $10 of loans it can only be leveraged-down into $1 of assets. In other words, when assets fall by $1 it consumes $1 of capital; dollar for dollar erosion. Therefore capital injections are futile until the asset spiral stops; something the feds have made no serious effort to do.
The spiral has gone beyond residential mortgages and "shadow banks" (although 'collateral is still a contagion'). The problem has gone mainstream & global and thus has becomemuch harder to stop. It's being compounded by govts' missteps: banking nationalization, direct (e.g., FDIC gtys) & indirect crowding out, a larger uncertainty premium as govts have arbitrarily rewritten, abandoned, or broken all the rules. For example, their mishandling of the GSEs resulting in small- & middle-sized banks losing billions of assets, and capital, when Fannie & Freddie's preferred & common shares were wiped out by Treasury (yet another self-inflicted wound). So now they too are in line for bailout money.
But, thank you Mr. Paulson for proving correct my analysis that "notching"credit ratings for capital structure rank was woefully inaccurate -- standard practice was to rate an issuer's subordinated debt one notch lower than senior, for example from Aa2 to Aa3, and another notch for preferred shares (e.g., Aa3 to A1). Historically, recoveries or loss-given-default(LGD) are dictated by rank, not rating. Recoveries in GSEs and other financials were far less than even my historical capital structure analysis would have estimated (although financials never recover as much as non-fin'ls).
JRB
1/26/09

"Operation Twist" -- the Fed & Treasury's sequal to a failure

Bernanke Risks ‘Very Unstable’ Market as He Weighs Buying Bonds
2009-01-26 00:01:01.2 GMT By Rich MillerJan. 26 (Bloomberg)
How can they even contemplate another "Operation Twist" when the PSBR will zoom in the trillions this year and next?! Buy long bonds with one hand, sell trillions of new bonds with the other? It just gets worse & worse.
"Operation Twist" was an infamous experiment in the 1960's to change the shape of, "twist", the Treasury yield curve. By all accounts it was a total flop, but some are trying to rehabilitate its reputation. (That no one has attempted a repeat in 40+ years tells you something about its actual success.)
PSBR: "public sector borrowing rate" a UK term but quite useful.
JRB
1/26/09

Friday, January 23, 2009

Why TARP's capital injections don't (can't) work

The idea behind putting (forcing) capital into banks is to help (make) them lend: $1 of new capital can be leveraged-up to make $10 of new loans. But, the reason it's not working is, that $1 of new capital can be "leveraged down" by only $1. In other words, if you put $1 in and existing assets fall in value by $1, you're done, you've spent your dollar and have nothing to show for it. The bank is still there, at least capital hasn't fallen further, but it can't lend, it can't lever-up. Give them another dollar, and the smart bankers will hold on to it for the next round of write-downs.
Until the asset spiral is broken putting money into banks is just micturating into the wind.
JRB
1/23/09

Geithner calls the Chinese currency "manipulators"

Geithner calling the Chinese "manipulators" is a pretty dumb thing for a debt-junkie to tell his supplier, publicly, to his "face". They won't dump Treasurys, they'll just sit back at auction -- like Lou Reed's lyric, "I'm waiting on my man / $26 in my hand [or: '$26 trillion out of hand'] / he's never early, he's always late / first thing you learn is that you always gotta wait". Geithner will learn to wait; the Chinese are patient. They have already shifted to shorter maturities (reported earlier this week).
Mr. Market is repricing the curve for the Chinese, but also for the massive global glut of government borrowing. We can't all be debtors at the same time. OECD countries and many of BRICs have demographic curves that are coming due soon too. (China's demographics are surprisingly old-world.)
JRB
1/23/09

Citigroup, Bank of America ‘Nationalized’ as U.S. Calls Shots

Citigroup, Bank of America ‘Nationalized’ as U.S. Calls Shots
Bloomberg News, 1/23/09
As I said a few months ago the feds nationalized the banks, but failed to stop the Panic, and in the process destroyed the U.S. (and global) financial system. That prediction continues to unfold. What we have is worse than nationalization in that the feds, but especially Congress, can mismanage without accountability. That too is unfolding: yesterday's WSJ reported that Barney Frank directed TARP funds to his home-town bank, and today, Obama weighed in on compensation. Next, they'll start directing to whom banks will lend, or not lend.
The entire regulatory structure must be replaced in order to have any credibility, but that's not likely to happen -- not constructively, anyway, not by this crew. We've gone beyond 'collateral is the contagion' (which is still there) but the MTM spiral has only paused, not abated.
JRB

1/23/09

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Neo-Keynesianism will fail, is failing.

Keynes, Keynesian, Keynesianism ... an awkward progression. Anyway, to the extent there's a rhyme & reason to the Paulson/Bernanke-Geithner/Cox response to the ongoing economic crisis, it's been Keynesian. (It's debatable whether John Maynard was himself "Keynesian".)

The fallacy or error is, fiscal policy has been Keynesian ever since 1930-something with only a brief & partial supply-side interruption (8 years of Reagan minus Tip "Reagan's budget is 'dead on arrival'" O'Neil). Unlike the 1930's, state & local & federal governments are already leveraged to the hilt, long before the current crisis. Governments, just like banks, hedge funds, SIV's, or any other borrower, must eventually pay-off their debts. Or be perceived to have that ability. But, as I wrote before, that perception must be grounded on fact & analysis, something the U.S. govt has not been subject to in the past but is becoming subject to now. Today's WSJ observed the Chinese are shortening maturities, possibly (probably) due to credit concerns. The Keynesian solution will not work if & when no one wants to lend the money to create the deficit-spending "solution". Today, that 'someone' is Red China, Japan, or OPEC, each with their own problems and not to be mollified by the notion we can print more dollars as they are nondollar investors.

Geithner, et al, are "generals fighting the last war", the Great Depression. While many of the problems are the same or similar, the solution cannot be the same as we are starting from the point of maximum Kenyesian intervention.

I haven't entirely developed this analysis: this post is more planting the 'germ' of an idea. The old nostrums won't work but I need to translate that gut-feel into analysis. (Whether or not and when I can further elucidate it are other questions.) I think we'll see 10%+ unemployment. Whether we see the -10% decline in GDP that, unofficially, defines a "depression" (as opposed to recession) is another matter. But I think & fear that policymakers are pushing us further over the cliff, not pulling us back, and at the same time increasing its height. They've "doubled-down" on Citibank & BofA, and the UK continues to paint itself into a complete nationalization corner.

JRB

1/21/09

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Aphorisms & Observations

Dear Senator Dirksen (RIP): Trillion is the new billion. (1/21/09: I thought this was original but googled to be sure: it appeared in the WSJ which I always read, so it must have been subliminal; anyway, it should be another order of magnitude greater.)

"Damnation!" No, just a couple of states will do. (~1970)

Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy.

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink." But a jack-ass will not be led; he'd sooner perish from thirst. (~1998)

"Mother Nature favors the hidden flaw" (one of Murphy's Laws) but human nature seeks it out. (~2005)

Of the 'Three C's of Credit' we've given-up 'character' for 'correlation' -- and that matters! (regarding CDOs, 2005)

Constant-proportion debt obligations (CPDO) are leveraged credit gamma. (2005)

My "safe harbor" statement: When the wind & water rise high enough, no harbor is safe. (2003)

Republicans have failed to govern. Democrats will not fail to rule.

After the 2006 elections I said that while the Republicans have failed to govern the Democrats will not fail to rule. We are seeing even more of that now.

JRB

1/13/09

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Will Paulson throw a TARP on pornography?

Hustler's Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis Ask for Government Bailout of the Adult Entertainment Industry
The $13 Billion Industry Is In No Fear Of Collapse, But Why Take Chances?
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 7 /PRNewswire

The sad thing is, Henry Paulson may not realize it's a joke. (I think it's a joke ... I hope it's a joke ... Paulson bailed out Cerberus so I wouldn't put it past him ... ) Maybe some day Mr. Francis will make a video called "Feds Gone Wild". That'll be rated quadruple-X!
JRB
1/8/09